Why Minnie Mouse Is A Slut!
Here's Mickey Himself To Tell Ya About It!




Mickey: Gather 'round kids! I'm gonna tell ya a great bed time story!




Mickey: One day, a while back, I was playing my usual game of good ol' golf.. when what caught my eye??




Mickey: I saw a beautiful, cute, dansel in distress! Some bully was trying to steal her sweater from her, and my dog pluto came to the rescue! Then we met, her name was... Minnie.




Mickey: From then on we were inseperable! She was quickly a member of the gang! Isn't she a doll??




Mickey: Then.. the 'happiest' day of my life.. we were married..




Mickey:.. Yeah.. well seems she was only in this marriage cause of the money I was making doing films for Disney..I know THIS because..




Mickey: Because of this. Mortimer Mouse started making just a little more money than I was.. Look at that! Adultry!!




Mickey: I didn't want to go to drastic measures.. so i beat his head in with this hammer here. I love this hammer..




Mickey: Then, since Mortimer couldn't possibly make money while he was dead, she tried to get ME back!




Mickey: And.. well.. I ended up officially devorcing her without a problem.. I found out she was fucking Goofy and the judge was the one who told me it wasn't just Goofy. So she's being charged for adultry. The stupid slut. Maybe someday when she learns her lesson.. nahh. G'night Kids!



Note: This is purely fictional (simply my beleifs) and i hope Mr. Disney's descendants can find it in their hearts (if they ever see this) to not charge me because they're NICE PEOPLE. RIGHT??!

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